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Contents Dedication Contents Chapter One Chapter Two Chapter Three Chapter Four Chapter Five Chapter Six Chapter Seven Chapter Eight Chapter Nine Chapter Ten Chapter Eleven Chapter Twelve Chapter Thirteen Chapter Fourteen Chapter Fifteen Chapter Sixteen Chapter Seventeen Chapter Eighteen...
Contents Dedication Contents Chapter One Chapter Two Chapter Three Chapter Four Chapter Five Chapter Six Chapter Seven Chapter Eight Chapter Nine Chapter Ten Chapter Eleven Chapter Twelve Chapter Thirteen Chapter Fourteen Chapter Fifteen Chapter Sixteen Chapter Seventeen Chapter Eighteen Chapter Nineteen Chapter Twenty Chapter Twenty-One Chapter Twenty-Two Chapter Twenty-Three Chapter Twenty-Four Chapter Twenty-Five Chapter Twenty-Six Chapter Twenty-Seven Chapter Twenty-Eight Chapter Twenty-Nine Chapter Thirty Chapter Thirty-One Chapter Thirty-Two Chapter Thirty-Three Chapter Thirty-Four Chapter Thirty-Five Chapter Thirty-Six Chapter Thirty-Seven Chapter Thirty-Eight Chapter Thirty-Nine Chapter Forty Chapter Forty-One Chapter Forty-Two Acknowledgements About the Author Also by Genevieve Novak Copyright Guide Cover Contents Chapter One iii v vi 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147 148 149 150 151 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160 161 162 163 164 165 166 167 168 169 170 171 172 173 174 175 176 177 178 179 180 181 182 183 184 185 186 187 188 189 190 191 192 193 194 195 196 197 198 199 200 201 202 203 204 205 206 207 208 209 210 211 212 213 214 215 216 217 218 219 220 221 222 223 224 225 226 227 228 229 230 231 232 233 234 235 236 237 238 239 240 241 242 243 244 245 246 247 248 249 250 251 252 253 254 255 256 257 258 259 260 261 262 263 264 265 266 267 268 269 270 271 272 273 274 275 276 277 278 279 280 281 282 283 284 285 286 287 288 289 290 291 292 293 294 295 296 297 298 299 300 301 302 303 304 305 306 307 308 309 310 311 312 313 314 315 316 317 318 319 320 321 322 323 324 325 326 327 328 329 330 331 332 333 334 335 336 337 338 339 340 341 342 343 344 345 346 347 348 349 350 351 352 353 354 355 356 357 358 359 360 361 i ii iv DEDICATION For Taylor, of course. CONTENTS Dedication Chapter One Chapter Two Chapter Three Chapter Four Chapter Five Chapter Six Chapter Seven Chapter Eight Chapter Nine Chapter Ten Chapter Eleven Chapter Twelve Chapter Thirteen Chapter Fourteen Chapter Fifteen Chapter Sixteen Chapter Seventeen Chapter Eighteen Chapter Nineteen Chapter Twenty Chapter Twenty-One Chapter Twenty-Two Chapter Twenty-Three Chapter Twenty-Four Chapter Twenty-Five Chapter Twenty-Six Chapter Twenty-Seven Chapter Twenty-Eight Chapter Twenty-Nine Chapter Thirty Chapter Thirty-One Chapter Thirty-Two Chapter Thirty-Three Chapter Thirty-Four Chapter Thirty-Five Chapter Thirty-Six Chapter Thirty-Seven Chapter Thirty-Eight Chapter Thirty-Nine Chapter Forty Chapter Forty-One Chapter Forty-Two Acknowledgements About the Author Also by Genevieve Novak Copyright CHAPTER ONE Dumped. Effectively homeless. Failing to black out on the only booze in Nicola’s pantry (note to the wounded: when you think you’ve hit rock bottom, straight gin is the shovel that digs you deeper). Rapidly losing viable eggs. Enemy Number One in this sedate suburban cul de sac, owing to five straight hours of blasting Joni Mitchell’s Blue album and disturbing the innate peace of the outer suburbs. And for fifteen more minutes, it was my twenty-eighth birthday: the age by which my mother had two kids, a husband, a master’s degree and a manageable mortgage in an area where houses now cost north of seven figures. I had none of that. Eddie had even kept the dog. Sweetie, our greyhound, had watched with pitying eyes as the elevator doors closed on me and my bags, while my boyfriend — ex-boyfriend — tried to nudge her back inside. He had explained the problem in excruciating detail as he sobbed in my lap, so overcome with guilt about his decision that I had to be the one to comfort him through it. He had tried, he said, red-faced and sick with himself, he’d really, really tried, but he didn’t love me anymore. Then he put on an Ed Sheeran song to try to better articulate his feelings, while I sat on the couch we’d picked out together and waited for the feeling to return to my extremities. He’d been having doubts about the forever of it all, he said, squeezing my forearms while I tried to think of all the things I loved, but maybe wouldn’t love forever. Really high waisted denim. A drizzle of chai syrup in my coffee. Binge-watching shows about amateur bakers. Three years together, and he loved me like a collapsed genoise sponge. Now I was laying on Nicola’s living room floor. The baby — Layla, my niece — had been lulled to sleep by the dulcet drone of ‘A Case of You’. She had no choice. I wouldn’t turn it off. This was my heartbreak party, which made me the boss of the music, entitled me to an entire bottle of gin, and demanded my sister’s bottomless sympathy. Mitch, my brother-in-law, had been banished to his little man cave in solidarity. I had nowhere else to go. I wasn’t emotionally resilient enough for my mum’s cloying pity. My only friends, really, were the girlfriends of Eddie’s friends, and we weren’t close enough that I could get away with crashing on