Not Your Ex's Hexes


 Contents
 
 Title Page
 Copyright Notice
 Dedication
 Prologue: Snatch & Grab
 1. Mr. Wiggles
 2. Non-Boo
 3. All the Shits
 4. The Demon Doth Protest Too Much
 5. Save a Cowboy, Ride a Broomstick
 6. Let It All Hang Out
 7. Scrap Metal Jenga
 8. Garbage Day
 9. Puppy Power
 10. Demon Dominoes
 11. O-Donors
 12. All’s Fair in F*cking & Orgasms
 13. All Aboard (The No-Pants Express)
 14. Naked Parcheesi
 15. Liar, Liar, Cauldron on Fire
 16. JBFan4Eva
 17. Third Time’s the Charm
 18. Panty-Chic
 19. Bingo!
 20. Buffy Banter
 21. It’s Five O’Clock Somewhere
 22. Dr. Pleasant
 23. Celestial Sexcapades
 24. hEx Me
 25. Supernatural Scooby Squad
 26. Red Bull Cures All
 27. Miss Maxwell
 28. “In Your Eyes”
 Epilogue
 Supernatural Singles World Glossary
 Acknowledgments
 Also by April Asher
 About the Author
 Newsletter Sign-up
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 To every princess who
 really wanted to be the witch …
 go for it.
 
 
 
 Prologue
 Snatch & Grab
 
 Each close encounter chipped away at Rose Maxwell’s luck like a pickax through melted butter. By her rough estimate, she had two more run-ins before her well officially ran dry, and she was not letting that happen.
 She swerved through the Potion’s Up crowd, more determined than ever before to ditch the tail that was hot on her witchy behind. But Christina Maxwell—aka her mother—must have downed a Rejuvenation Potion, or at the very least, a Red Bull. Because she was atypically fast on her feet for someone wearing three-inch spiked platform heels for most of the day.
 Rose had hoped she’d push pause on her matchmaking nonsense at her sister Vi’s Bonding Announcement Party, but that dream had been dashed with the introduction of Potential Suitor Number One, and then reaffirmed with the not-so-coincidental arrival of Potential Suitor Number Two.
 She wasn’t hanging around long enough to find out if there was a third. A relationship—especially one initiated by her mother—was the last thing she needed. During the last matchup, she very nearly ended up Mated and Bonded—for eternity—to a narcissistic tiger shifter who’d made it his mission to hijack her sister’s happily ever after.
 She hadn’t dodged the shifter-sized bullet that was Valentin Bisset only to get hit by another.
 Heels be damned, Rose hustled across Potion’s, the Supernatural-themed bar that served as her and her sisters’ very own Central Perk, and headed toward the back room. From there, she’d slip away from the party and send an SOS extraction text to Vi or Olive … or at the very least, request a distraction.
 She didn’t get that far.
 Less than ten feet away, her mother’s head swiveled, and she zeroed in on Rose’s location as if she possessed her shifter husband’s tracking abilities. If Rose didn’t do something quick, it was only a matter of time before that bullet lodged itself in her left ass cheek.
 She cursed, mind whirring, and reached for the nearest large