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Ollie’s Collection of Cool Stufahfah STUFF and no this is lame Ollie's Kriller Squiddles: A Tentacular and Authenticle Guide to the Universe no too long Ollie’s Octrageously Ofahfah— no Ollie’s Octrageously Official Omnicar BUS! OMNIBUS! OLLIE’S OCTRAGEOUSLY OFFICIAL OMNIBUS Table of Contents Title Page Members of...
Ollie’s Collection of Cool Stufahfah STUFF and no this is lame Ollie's Kriller Squiddles: A Tentacular and Authenticle Guide to the Universe no too long Ollie’s Octrageously Ofahfah— no Ollie’s Octrageously Official Omnicar BUS! OMNIBUS! OLLIE’S OCTRAGEOUSLY OFFICIAL OMNIBUS Table of Contents Title Page Members of the Super Secret Sages' Club Star Signs Classifications of Magic The Sagittarian Gods The Gods’ Family Tree The Everlasting Races The Sabbaths Ollie’s Grimoire :D A Brief History of the Sages Herbs, Plants, and Stone Things Handfasting Ollie’s Spells <3<3<3 Recipes About the Author and Illustrator More from K.L. Hiers By K.L. Hiers Visit Dreamspinner Press Copyright Members of the Super Secret Sages’ Club Name: Sloane Daniel Beaumont Star Sign: Brael Registered: Divine Sagittarian: Touched by Starlight Eye Color: brown Hair Color: black Features: big magical eyebrows Starkiller, killed a god two gods idk man he’s killed a whole bunch of gods okay? He’s super badass :D Parents, Daniel and Pandora, murdered in a bad ritual (and it was like right after Dhankes. Big bummer) :( Former detective at the AVPD, worked with Milo & Uncle Chase doing magical enforcement stuff Private Investigator – Beaumont Investigations very fancy card, has the Sage’s Cross on it! :D Married to Azaethoth the Lesser, one daughter named Pandora (AKA Panda Bear, Her Majesty Panda, The Pandariffic Princess, Pandora the Non-Flammable) Name: Azaethoth the Lesser AKA Loch Star Sign: Mondelo Registered: N/A (uh, he’s a god, so no) Sagittarian: God of Tricksters, Thieves, and Divine Retribution Eye Color: green Hair Color: red Features: tentacles of the bluish-gray variety Brother of Tollmathan, Gronoch, Xhorlas, and Galgareth. Son of Salgumel, he who was spawned by Baub, the child of Zunnerath and Halandrach, they who were born of Etheril and Xarapharos, descended directly from Great Azaethoth himself Named for his great-great-great-grandfather, Great Azaethoth Really loves Gordon Ramsey and cooking 56 siblings (WHOA) Is really a big giant dragon with cool shiny wings and loves taking things that don’t belong to him Name: Pandora Azaethoth the Lesser Junior Beaumont :D :D :D (so cute!!!) Star Sign: Yerone Registered: N/A Sagittarian: Demi-goddess :D Eye Color: brown Hair Color: red Features: Really reallyyyyyy likes fire The adorable and super spunky daughter of Sloane and Azaethoth the Lesser <3<3<3 Was the result of Loch being a very “irresponsible god” Likes applesauce Hates green beans Favorite words are “mass panic” and all the very bad ones she’s totally not supposed to say Born on the summer solstice from an egg that Sloane carried (godly pregnancies are crazy), she’s growing super duper fast. Already walking and talking and ready to learn how to pick locks with daddy Loch! XD Name: Tedward Beauseph Sturm Star Sign: Molbrot Registered: Air Sagittarian: Babbeth’s Tongue Eye Color: green Hair Color: brown Features: Big AF Worked at Crosby-Ayers Funeral Home as removal tech Can totally see and speak to the dead (WTF YO) He’s your ex-boyfriend and you didn’t know he saw dead people? NO :( :( :( Engaged to King Grell, so he’s gonna be Asta’s step-daddy, and oh yeah his little brother is Ell Soul is bound to Graham, a little boy who drowned with Ted when he tried to save him at the beach. I was able to bring Ted back with my starsight and resurrect him, but I couldn’t save Graham. :( :( :( People used to call him Teddy or Teddy Bear because of his size (pretty sure he hated it) Parents were both Lucian, but he learned a little bit about Sages from the funeral home Name: King Grell Star Sign: Atherael Registered: kitty cat people do not register Sagittarian: multiple magical abilities including shapeshifting, manipulating time, mental texting Eye Color: golden Hair Color: black Features: pointy meow meow teeth King of the Asra, Thiazi desu Grell Tirana Diago Tasha Mondet (holy crap that’s a lot of name) Can trace his family lineage all the way back to the Mondet Rebellion against the old gods :O Voted most likely to get detained for illegal activities by his primary class, very avid Tetris player, reigning Miss Pretty Petunia Pageant Champion, very good at Mario Kart, amigurumi crochet, Battleship, and Hungry Hungry Hippos. Married 656 years to Vael Crem, one son – Asta Although he’s super sarcastic and kinda crazy, he is a legit good king and loves his people very much Name: Elwood Q. Chase Star Sign: Baubel Registered: Fire Sagittarian: Shartorath’s Hearth Eye Color: blue Hair Color: red Features: his awesome long hair and brown fedora Totally dating Gordoth (aka Gordoth the Slut) and he’s super ridiculously happy and adorable <3 My uncle! :D :D :D (My father’s older brother) AVPD Detective, super awesome cook, might be the most messy person in the entire universe XD Parents were kinda agonal agnostic but they did the conversion thing to be Sages before they died. Always skips the second Die Hard movie Bought his trusty fedora a few years ago right around the same time he met Merrick Been a cop for like a million yearssss (idk he’s old) Name: Gordoth the Untouched AKA Merrick Star Sign: Ernkael Registered: Divine (well, his vessel was) Sagittarian: God of Justice and Righteous Wrath Eye Color: blue Hair Color: black Features: might have a stick up his butt idk Loch said something one time but yeah green tentacles Super corny sense of humor, loves dopey puns AVPD Detective, partners with Uncle Elwood and ahem romantic partners toooo <3<3<3 Benjamin Merrick was a detective that Gordoth admired and maybe he oops got him killed so took over his body to keep Merrick’s legacy going! Gordoth is Loch’s uncle, one of Salgumel’s brothers Brother of Salgumel, Shartorath, Yeris, Ulgon, Elgrirath, Zarnorach, Xarbon, Solmach, Eb, Ebb. Ebbeth, and Lozathin, spawned by Baub, the child of Zunnerath and Halandrach, they who were born of Etheril
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