Author/Uploaded by Tim Dorsey
Contents Cover Title Page Dedication Contents Prologue Part One: The Island Life Chapter 1: The Florida Keys Chapter 2: Southern Texas Chapter 3: Islamorada Chapter 4: Pelican Bay Chapter 5: Honduras Chapter 6: Islamorada Chapter 7: Honduras Chapter 8: Florida Keys Chapter 9:...
Contents Cover Title Page Dedication Contents Prologue Part One: The Island Life Chapter 1: The Florida Keys Chapter 2: Southern Texas Chapter 3: Islamorada Chapter 4: Pelican Bay Chapter 5: Honduras Chapter 6: Islamorada Chapter 7: Honduras Chapter 8: Florida Keys Chapter 9: Key Largo Chapter 10: Honduras Chapter 11: Key Largo Chapter 12: The Colonel Chapter 13: Pelican Bay Chapter 14: Reevis Chapter 15: Pelican Bay Chapter 16: Miami Chapter 17: Pelican Bay Chapter 18: After Midnight Part Two: Intermission Chapter 19: Pelican Bay Chapter 20: Meanwhile, Back on the Mainland Chapter 21: Back at Pelican Bay Chapter 22: Meanwhile, Near the Elephant Cages . . . Chapter 23: Simultaneously . . . Part Three: Intermission Is Ending Chapter 24: South Florida Chapter 25: Islamorada Chapter 26: The Fourth Floor Chapter 27: Eastern Honduras Chapter 28: Coconut Grove Chapter 29: Cutler Ridge Chapter 30: Pelican Bay Chapter 31: The Next Morning Chapter 32: The Next Day Chapter 33: That Same Day . . . Chapter 34: Turtle Grass Flats Chapter 35: Plantation Key Chapter 36: The Next Day Chapter 37: Miramar Chapter 38: Islamorada Chapter 39: The Next Morning Chapter 40: Scene 327 Epilogue About the Author Also by Tim Dorsey Copyright About the Publisher iii v 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147 148 149 150 151 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160 161 162 163 164 165 166 167 168 169 170 171 172 173 174 175 176 177 178 179 180 181 182 183 184 185 186 187 188 189 190 191 192 193 194 195 196 197 198 199 200 201 202 203 204 205 206 207 208 209 210 211 212 213 214 215 216 217 Dedication For my daughters, who saved my life Prologue The socialite was dragged into the street and attacked by an antisocial homeless man, until another man in a giant bunny costume came to her rescue. The bunny threw a blistering combination of furry roundhouse punches until the vagrant relented and the police arrived. It made perfect sense. It was Easter time. And it was Miami Beach. The bunny had been hired by a semi-popular nightclub to stand outside with the bouncers and draw more customers. After the fracas, he returned to the lounge’s front doors as if he weren’t involved. Cell-phone video of the fight began to go viral. This really happened. It was the thirty-seventh most unusual sight that evening in the city. Blocks away, the local news crews finished covering first responders who pulled a woman out of a manhole, after she had thought it was a good idea to explore the sewer system and wondered aloud how she could possibly have gotten lost. The journalists raced over to interview the bunny. “How does it feel to be a hero?” “I’m not a hero. I was just doing my job.” The news crews abruptly broke away to cover an alligator trying to mate with an inflatable alligator floatation toy in a Coral Gables swimming pool. Serge turned off the local TV news and the cavalcade of off-center human endeavor. “How can you live anywhere else? You don’t even need premium channels.” He turned to see his pal Coleman curled up on the couch of their condominium, alternating between shrieks and whimpers. “Coleman, what the heck’s gotten into you?” “Mushrooms.” Another piercing cry. “They’re really strong. I’m having a massive freak-out.” “What set this off?” “I imagined there was a giant bunny rabbit on TV beating up this dude outside a nightclub.” “No, that was reality,” said Serge. “Florida always skews your hallucinatory drug baseline.” A couple of nights later, the crowd outside the Miami Beach nightclub was the biggest in its history. People lined up down the block to get photos taken with the Hero Bunny. He posed patiently as the club’s owners drew up new signs increasing the cover charge. “Mr. Bunny, look over here!” He did. A camera flashed. Next person, with a pen and paper. “How about an autograph?” The bunny held out his hands. “The paws.” “Oh, right.” And so on. It