Momo Arashima Steals the Sword of the Wind

Contents Cover Title Page Copyright Contents Dedication Happy Birthday to Me Not Developmentally Appropriate A Rabid Fox…Escaped from the Circus Run, Momo Arashima! If We Don’t Die, We’ll Be Arrested for Littering No Offense, but How Does She Have Godly DNA? She’s a Goddess, So She Can’t Die…Right? I’m Sure Niko Will Take Great Care of Me Think of It as “Borrowing in a Time of Great Need” This Is Not an Emergency I’d Say We’re Over Denver, Colorado Foxes Like Pepperoni Pizza? This! Is Not! Funny! You Go, Humans! That’s Not a Plan Nobody Wants to Watch People Getting Hit on the Head This Is a Real Emergency, Right? Are You Sure There Is No Other Way? Whooo Are Youuu? …Skyscrapers? Roasted, Toasted, Fried, or Raw Team Damonik Okay, Now Can I Panic? Fake It Till You Make It Eyes. Those Are Eyes. Grandpa? Let’s Get Down to Business A Whole Panel of Panic Buttons We’re in a Literal Ring of Fire…or Haven’t You Noticed? I Know This One! Pick Me! I’ve Got a Plan in My Pocket Man Up—I Mean, Woman Up. or Whatever. Not Bad for a Sneaky, Thieving Guppy Girl I’m Not Afraid. I’m Just Not…Not Afraid. Training Montage! Being a Hero Is Noble and All, But… Help, I’m on Fire! Hey, You Smelly, Disgusting Trash Monsters! Not on Your Side All, All, All Alone Don’t Let Fear Steer the Boat Hi, Mom…. We Did It Part of the Family of Kami A Manly Clap on the Back Someone Who Knows Who You Are Epilogue Acknowledgments Author’s Note Glossary Landmarks Cover Cover Title Page Contents Start Copyright Print Page List iii iv v 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.
 Text copyright © 2023 by Misa Sugiura
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 Contents
 
 Cover
 Title Page
 Copyright
 Dedication
 
 
 Happy Birthday to Me
 
 
 Not Developmentally Appropriate
 
 
 A Rabid Fox…Escaped from the Circus
 
 
 Run, Momo Arashima!
 
 
 If We Don’t Die, We’ll Be Arrested for Littering
 
 
 No Offense, but How Does She Have Godly DNA?
 
 
 She’s a Goddess, So She Can’t Die…Right?
 
 
 I’m Sure Niko Will Take Great Care of Me
 
 
 Think of It as “Borrowing in a Time of Great Need”
 
 
 This Is Not an Emergency
 
 
 I’d Say We’re Over Denver, Colorado
 
 
 Foxes Like Pepperoni Pizza?
 
 
 This! Is Not! Funny!
 
 
 You Go, Humans!