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Patience Agbabi was born in London in 1965 to Nigerian parents, spent her teenage years living in North Wales and now lives in Kent with her husband and children. She has been writing poetry for over twenty years, and her first novel for children, The Infinite, the first in the Leap Cycle series, won a Wales Book of the Year Award. Like Elle, she loves sprinting, numbers and pepp...
Patience Agbabi was born in London in 1965 to Nigerian parents, spent her teenage years living in North Wales and now lives in Kent with her husband and children. She has been writing poetry for over twenty years, and her first novel for children, The Infinite, the first in the Leap Cycle series, won a Wales Book of the Year Award. Like Elle, she loves sprinting, numbers and pepper soup, but, disappointingly, her leaping is less spectacular. Also by Patience Agbabi The Infinite The Time-Thief First published in Great Britain in 2023 by Canongate Books Ltd, 14 High Street, Edinburgh EH1 1TE canongate.co.uk This digital edition first published in 2022 by Canongate Books Copyright © Patience Agbabi, 2023 Chapter opener Infinity symbol © Shutterstock The right of Patience Agbabi to be identified as the author of this work has been asserted by her in accordance with the Copyright, Designs and Patents Act 1988 British Library Cataloguing-in-Publication DataA catalogue record for this book is available on request from the British Library ISBN 978 1 83885 579 6eISBN 978 1 83885 580 2 To the memory of my mum, Helen, for her mouth-watering vegan feasts, quotes from the King James Bible and passion for classical music. Prose = words in their best order; – Poetry = the best words in the best order. – Samuel Taylor Coleridge Unlike a great many painters who want to be musicians, musicians who want to be painters, and barristers who want to be journalists, I want to be nothing in the world except what I am – a musician. – Samuel Coleridge-Taylor Contents Chapter 01:00 THE GHOST TRAIN Chapter 02:00 THE GRANDFATHER’S PARADOX Chapter 03:00 SONOS AND CHRONOS Chapter 04:00 THE KEY NOTE Chapter 05:00 GRANDMA IS NOT HERSELF Chapter 06:00 STRENGTH TRAINING Chapter 07:00 MILLENNIA’S MALEVOLENT MILLENNIALS Chapter 08:00 MOON & SONS Chapter 09:00 BRAINBUZZ Chapter 10:00 COLERIDGE GIVES GRANDMA A GIFT Chapter 11:00 DESTINY Chapter 12:00 HIVES, HONEY AND HEXAGONS Chapter 13:00 OTTO’S MOTTO Chapter 14:00 MOI-MOI, CHIN-CHIN AND PUFF-PUFF Chapter 15:00 THE THIRD NOTE Chapter 16:00 RAILWAY TIME Chapter 17:00 A TIME TO DIE Chapter 18:00 THE TALKING DRUM Chapter 19:00 PORTIA’S PORSCHE Chapter 20:00 GRANDMA’S SECRET Chapter 21:00 THE FINAL NOTE Chapter 22:00 THE ENEMY WITHIN Chapter 23:00 ROOT FOR THE FUTURE Chapter 00:00 A TIME TO BE BORN Acknowledgements Chapter 01:00 THE GHOST TRAIN Halloween 2022 is fun but Halloween 2050 will be fantastic. There’s a not-to-be-missed event at E-College-E, with a funfair and disco billed the best of the century. I’ve been conjuring it in my head to such fine detail I’ve barely slept all week. I don’t do fancy dress so I’m wearing my favourite off-white retro tracksuit with a cotton skinsuit underneath so it doesn’t itch at all. Under the right lights it will glow in the dark. 2050, here I come. It’s Monday the 31st of October 2022, 7.30 p.m., and The Infinites are in Room 4D at my school. It’s a perfect cube; the walls, floor and ceiling the same pale cream. I’m a chameleon, blending in with the decor. We just finished youth club, run by Mrs C Eckler, where we watched a black-and-white film about time-travel made by a Leapling film-maker. When I first joined the school they used the room exclusively for leaping, but they changed the rules at the beginning of my Tenth Year to allow us to use it for extracurricular activities too. Room 4D is named after the fourth dimension, space–time. The first three dimensions are height, breadth and depth. The Infinites are standing in a Chrono, a circle for leaping, in order of rank: MC2, GMT, me, Big Ben and Portia. We’re meeting Kwesi and Ama in 2050, the year they’re based. Portia and Ama had their Infinite ceremonies last month so now we’re seven strong. ‘Does anyone have a spare leap band?’ I say. ‘I left— Oh, my phone!’ It’s the deep buzztone that means another Chronophone is calling, not a regular mobile. I grab my silver Chronophone from my bag in time to see the name GRANDMA. She must be calling from work. I press the green button and her face fills the screen, all big-eyes and blue-green zigzag headtie. ‘Elle, it is me, Grandma. Enjoy the party. Have a dance for me-o!’ I smile. Grandma has trouble walking, let alone dancing, but she still likes to have a go. ‘Thank you, Grandma. Have you taken your tablets?’ She gives me a twisted smile which means no. Grandma has to take tablets for high blood pressure but she often ‘forgets’ to take them. ‘Don’t turn into a toad,’ she says, which means be back by midnight. ‘Grandma, I’ll be back by 10.’ I mean it. Some days I don’t like leaving Grandma alone for too long. She’s become a bit confused about conversations she thinks we’ve had. I’m worried her memory’s playing tricks on her. ‘Greet that your friend, GT.’ Grandma has a soft spot for GMT because she’s vegetarian, but always says her name wrong. ‘I will, Grandma. She’s here, right next to me. She can see and hear you!’ GMT leans over. ‘Greetings, Mrs Ifíè.’ ‘Know thine enemy to defeat him. Godspeed!’ I say, ‘Yes, Grandma!’ and GMT says, ‘We sure will,’ at exactly the same time. As soon as she’s gone, MC2 frowns at me. ‘What’s your gran on about? An’ since when did she keep a Chronophone?’ ‘Nothing, really. Typical Grandma. She’s always quoting stuff from the Bible about good conquering evil.’ I pause. ‘When I promised to get her a Chronophone so we could stay in touch when I’m on a mission, it turned out she’s had one for years. She’d been hiding it in her room.’ ‘What colour?’ ‘Gold.’ He raises his eyebrows. ‘Respect to Grandma. The gold came out in 2050; most reliable for a century. Your gran’s a dark horse, Elle.’ Big Ben’s frowning now. ‘What’s that mean?’ ‘Means,’ says MC2, ‘she