#ThisIsWar

The Society #ThisIsWar By Ivy Smoak Copyright 2022 Ivy Smoak All Rights Reserved Want a behind-the-scenes look at my journey as an author? The ups, the downs, the movie deals…I’ll share it all! And as a special thank you for joining, you’ll get an exclusive copy of my book, The Society #Tanner. CLICK HERE to join the party! To anyone who dares to join the Society. Let the games begin... CONTENTS Title Chapter 1 – Wineflix and Handsy Monkeys Chapter 2 – A Blessing and a Curse Chapter 3 – Sexy Scavenger Hunt Chapter 4 – Matthew Freaking Caldwell Chapter 5 – Incident #7? Chapter 6 – The Envelope Chapter 7 – The Dress Check Chapter 8 – Clown Penis Chapter 9 – The Dice Door Chapter 10 – The Gamble Chapter 11 – Thirty Seconds of Pure Hell Chapter 12 – Mr. Frost Chapter 13 – The Sausage King Chapter 14 – Oversized Sausage Chapter 15 – Apology Nudies Chapter 16 – You Had Sex in Fifth Grade?! Chapter 17 – Nigel! Chapter 18 – Hugging a Naked Woman Chapter 19 – The Princess Suite Chapter 20 – Society Wars Chapter 21 – Codpieces and Turtlenecks Chapter 22 – The Sister-napper Chapter 23 – Ramming Speed! Chapter 24 - #FreeTheNipple Chapter 25 – The Most Influential Fashion Icon of the 1940s Chapter 26 – Capture the Princess Chapter 27 – 200 Pounds of Pure Muscle Chapter 28 – The Spit Roast Chapter 29 – The Whore-Princess Chapter 30 – Just Fuck Me Already Chapter 31 – My One Desire Chapter 32 – Open Me at Midnight Chapter 33 – Visions of Sugarcocks Chapter 34 – Twisted and Jerked Chapter 35 – Wanna Switch Rooms? Chapter 36 – Room 236 Chapter 37 – The Getaway Chapter 38 – Under Arrest Chapter 39 – Punish Me, Officer Chapter 40 – Delete It! Chapter 41 – Tate Abernathy Halifax Chapter 42 – Looking Like an Absolute Snack The Society #Tanner A Note From Ivy Chapter 1 - Wineflix and Handsy Monkeys Friday As soon as Tanner was pulled overboard by the masked strangers, the monkeys started screeching again. Whatever control Tanner had over them completely disappeared the second he was off the yacht. They resumed running around in their lederhosen, wreaking havoc all over the boat. Ruining the launch party with their perverted little monkey hands. But none of that mattered. Because Tanner had been…taken. By DODO. I lifted up my sword. “What the hell are you doing with a sword?!” Chastity yelled and tried to grab it out of my death grip. But I wasn’t having it. I pulled back. “Tanner’s been taken!” I screamed. “I have to go after him!” Chastity just stared at me. Why wasn’t she freaking out? I pointed toward the horizon, brandishing my sword and almost hitting a guest. “Stop it,” Chastity said and successfully wrassled the sword out of my hands. “What the hell is happening?” “DODO took Tanner! They just came and kidnapped him and sped off in a boat…” The yacht dipped slightly right and I grabbed the rail, narrowing avoiding falling into the Hudson River for the second time tonight. I glared up at the monkey who had taken control of the ship. “We’re all going to die!” some random woman shrieked. A chandelier crashed and more guests jumped into the freezing cold river to get away from the demon monkeys. “So DODO took Tanner?” Chastity asked calmly as she looked down at the sword in her hands. “I think the hilt of this is pure gold. And the balance on it is perfect.” She seriously wasn’t grasping the gravity of this situation. Screw the gold! “He’s been kidnapped!” “And what happened to your amazing bikini?” Chastity asked. I looked down at the towel wrapped around me. Had Chastity not seen the last ten minutes of my life? “Where the hell have you been?” “Below deck,” she said with a saucy wink. I didn’t know what that meant. Had she actually been below deck? Or was that some sort of euphemism for kinky butt stuff? “Chastity, I’m freaking out! What are we going to do?!” A woman ran by us with a monkey’s head buried in her cleavage. “We don’t really need to do anything. Because all this…” She waved her hand at the disaster behind us and gave a chef’s kiss. “Perfection. Have you looked at TikTok? Or Twitter? Or literally any website worth looking at? The party went viral! Wineflix and Chill is about to make a fortune. And so are we. #WineflixAndHandsyMonkeys is already trending.” She pulled out her phone and showed me a TikTok of a monkey motorboating one of the guests. “And don’t worry, lots of people are using #WineflixAndChill too. Best party ever! Daddy’s going to be so proud of me when I get a raise.” I didn’t care about the party. “Why aren’t you freaking out about Tanner?” “Don’t you remember how many times we almost got kidnapped back in college? And how many times custom Odegaards got us out of trouble? Surely as the owner of Odegaard Tanner is properly prepared to ward off a kidnapping.” “But he wasn’t prepared! They bagged him like a nematode and threw him overboard into a dingy.” “Hmm. Well…maybe he didn’t get away because he wanted to be taken.” “You know how scared he was of DODO!” “Exactly. Which means he would have fought them off with his strong biceps and fancy Odegaard gadgets if it was them taking him.” “Or they caught him by surprise and now they’re going to torture and rape and murder him!” “Tanner is not getting tortured or raped tonight. Unless that’s what he’s into,” she added with a wink. “Chastity! This isn’t the time for kinky sex talk!” “Sure it is. Because clearly the kidnapping was just a Society thing. He was probably just needed for an emergency sex auction or something.” I paled. “Which he won’t participate in, of course. Can