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Contents Title Page Copyright Notice Dedication One Two Three Four Five Six Seven Eight Nine Ten Eleven Twelve Thirteen Fourteen Fifteen Sixteen Seventeen Eighteen Nineteen Twenty Twenty-One Twenty-Two Twenty-Three Twenty-Four Twenty-Five Twen...
Contents Title Page Copyright Notice Dedication One Two Three Four Five Six Seven Eight Nine Ten Eleven Twelve Thirteen Fourteen Fifteen Sixteen Seventeen Eighteen Nineteen Twenty Twenty-One Twenty-Two Twenty-Three Twenty-Four Twenty-Five Twenty-Six Twenty-Seven Twenty-Eight Twenty-Nine Thirty Thirty-One Thirty-Two Thirty-Three Thirty-Four Thirty-Five Thirty-Six Thirty-Seven Acknowledgments, Meandering Thoughts, Song Lyrics By W. Bruce Cameron About the Author Newsletter Sign-up Copyright Guide Cover Title Page Dedication One Acknowledgments, Meandering Thoughts, Song Lyrics Contents Copyright Pagebreaks of the print version Cover Page iv vi 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147 148 149 150 151 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160 161 162 163 164 165 166 167 168 169 170 171 172 173 174 175 176 177 178 179 180 181 182 183 184 185 186 187 188 189 190 191 192 193 194 195 196 197 198 199 200 201 202 203 204 205 206 207 208 209 210 211 212 213 214 215 216 217 218 219 220 221 222 223 224 225 226 227 228 229 230 231 232 233 234 235 236 237 238 239 240 241 242 243 244 245 246 247 248 249 250 251 252 253 254 255 256 257 258 259 260 261 262 263 264 265 266 267 268 269 270 271 272 273 274 275 276 277 278 279 280 281 282 283 284 285 286 287 288 289 290 291 292 293 294 295 296 297 298 299 300 301 302 303 304 305 306 307 308 309 310 311 312 313 314 315 316 317 318 319 320 321 322 323 324 326 ii v Begin Reading Table of Contents About the Author Copyright Page Thank you for buying this Tom Doherty Associates ebook. To receive special offers, bonus content, and info on new releases and other great reads, sign up for our newsletters. Or visit us online at us.macmillan.com/newslettersignup For email updates on the author, click here. The author and publisher have provided this e-book to you without Digital Rights Management software (DRM) applied so that you can enjoy reading it on your personal devices. This e-book is for your personal use only. You may not print or post this e-book, or make this e-book publicly available in any way. You may not copy, reproduce, or upload this e-book, other than to read it on one of your personal devices. Copyright infringement is against the law. If you believe the copy of this e-book you are reading infringes on the author’s copyright, please notify the publisher at: us.macmillanusa.com/piracy. For Scott Miller: a rare, decent man who came into my life as my literary agent and has remained as a friend. Dear Diary: The cat is despicable. Even her name is dreadful: Kelsey. My name, Clancy, carries with it all the fun and love that a wonderful dog can bring to the world. The name Kelsey has none of those qualities. The name Kelsey sounds like, well, a cat. I don’t understand it, but before my person, JayB, brought me home, he was living here by himself with this deplorable creature. Meanwhile, I had been looking for JayB in the world. As a puppy, I lived with a nice woman with many dogs, then a tired woman with a baby, then a man with wonderfully dirty fingers, but never with anyone who felt quite right, because they didn’t seem to have the time for me. A dog needs more than shoes to chew and bowls of food to eat—without a person, our person, we are lost—and we know who our person is: it is the human who commits to loving us unconditionally. All the people liked me, of course, because I am a wonderful dog, but none of them completely opened their hearts to me. Then I met JayB, who I loved from the moment I sniffed his outstretched hand. When I bounded in the door for the first time, Kelsey was standing in the hallway. Let it be known to all dogs and humans that I was willing to be friendly, even loving, toward this tiny, strange animal. I could only assume she would feel the same way about me. Who doesn’t love a happy dog? Kelsey, that’s who doesn’t love a happy dog. Her eyes became slits and her sneering lips drew back from her evil teeth and her back arched impossibly high and her claws extended and she emitted the most awful spitting sound, like a snake, or something getting ready to attack a snake. Then she turned and fled—something she came to do less and less as she became accustomed to my presence. Now she is not at all intimidated, which is humiliating. She pads around the house, silently looking for victims. Oh, she has JayB fooled: his pants are often befouled with her rank odor from the way she presses up against him, rubbing her head and making that hideous, weird purring sound she emits while pretending to be an